Posted Babygirl fanfic as a joke until some of you asked me to “consolidate it”…perverted...
But here you go :)
David was a very demure, collared shirt buttoned-up to the neck, neck itself tied into loop-de-loops through attempting to sublimate deep yet somehow milquetoast pain kind of way. This was due to David’s job and income bracket, plus, he was an introvert, and blah blah blah beta cuck traits.
But David had a variegated, scandalous inner life. And that was the world of sex.
David saw Babygirl and thought it was just ok.
Feeling both competitive and horny, he finally texted Isabella back: “My apartment, tomorrow, 5pm. You know where the key is. As usual, I want you in the bedroom on all fours.”
The first thing he did when he got there was blindfold her. He always needed that. He ran his fingertip across her spine; when he felt her skin quiver, he slapped her ass the way she liked it: so that it left marks.
“I didn’t say you could move.” He walked to the other side of the hotel bedroom. “Now you can move,” he told her. “Crawl.”
When they finally fucked, he told her what he knew she wanted to hear: “You’re such a good girl. Your experimental prose style has really improved, with the perfect balance of authentic emotion and cultural signifiers. You will be successful, well-paid, and historically recognized. You’re my baby girl.”
P.S. River L. Ramirez is also posting Babygirl content today. This is sort of a collab post. I’m sorry.
CHARLIE???????